LINCTUS: THE BONKERS BREW

So you've found a bottle of Linctus, eh? Well, prepare your guts because this ain't your grandma's cough syrup. This stuff is sticky, like a potion brewed in a mad scientist's lab. It tastes like licorice and regret and smells like medicine gone wrong. But hey, it might just cure your hiccups! One sip and you might see things a little differently.